Seven-time Super Bowl Champion Tom Brady is the greatest Quarterback of all time and is known for his poise under pressure.
But on one recent night, Brady finally lost his cool.
And Tom Brady left an entire room shaken with just these five words.
S**t hit the fan in an uncomfortable moment for Tom Brady roasters
Netflix recently streamed The Greatest Roast of All Time, a night of comedians and peers cracking jokes at the expense of former NFL Quarterback Tom Brady.
Of course, no modern-day roast would be complete without a bit by comedian Jeffrey Ross, who has built his career on being one the greatest roast performers of all time.
But Ross had Brady fuming with one joke about the 2019 arrest of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft for allegedly paying for sex acts at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Palm Beach County, Florida.
“So Tom became a Patriot and moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft‘s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’” Ross cracked.
“I love Robert Kraft, I….,” Ross said as he tried to work into his next joke.
That’s when Brady walked up to Ross and whispered to Ross; “Never say that s**t again.”
Ross told Brady that Kraft was “having fun” before moving on to his next joke.
Prosecutors released Kraft from the charges
In September 2020, prosecutors dropped charges against Kraft after his lawyers won a key ruling from a judge to prevent the admission into evidence of surveillance camera footage from the spa.
“Although there was probable cause to make an arrest, the evidence cannot prove all legally required elements of the crime alleged and is insufficient to support a criminal prosecution,” Palm Beach State Attorney Dave Aronberg wrote in a court filing.
“Without these videos, we cannot move forward with our prosecutions and thus we are ethically compelled to drop the cases against all the defendants,” Aronberg told reporters about why his office dropped the charges against Kraft and others.
But clearly, the jokes about Kraft’s spa treatments live on.
More of the roast
Brady’s former head coach with the Patriots, Bill Belichick, also had some fun at Brady’s expense.
“It’s an honor to be at the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix tonight. It’s not to be confused with the 10-part Bill Belichick roast during the Apple TV documentary,” Belichick joked.
Belichick was referring to the 10-part documentary ‘The Dynasty’ that aired on Apple+ about Brady’s storied run with the Patriots.
That documentary was seen as a slap at Belichick for portraying him as an arrogant leader who wanted to run Brady out of New England.
Brady eventually left the Patriots in 2020 to sign with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
That year, he settled the argument of who was more important to the Patriots dynasty by winning another Super Bowl with the Buccaneers.
Belichick has never won another playoff game in New England, and the franchise parted ways with him following the 2023 season.
But it sure seems like Brady’s loyalty runs deep.
